Anonymous asked:
what's the craziest thing you've ever done?

intrepidprofessor:

butttom:

i got accused of stealing a pair of shoes once and then got sent to this camp where i had to dig holes to build character as my punishment and while i was there i ran away in search for my friend who also ran away and broke my family’s curse

I feel like there are a few Holes in her story.

sniffing:

omalleyhonor:

sniffing:

i like a boy but he lives thousands of miles away and im sad

I like a boy but he’s like 30, married and has a kid.

ouch

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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(Source: shovel-girl)

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel)