ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

happiest:

can I stay in bed until 2025

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

karukara:

two forgotten pieces i found in my messy folder